Der ultimative Ninja Song

Lyrics

I'm a ninja and I'm gonna get ya

Where the sun don't hit ya

And you'll never see it coming

Even if you're on the run there is nobody in this world that can protect ya


You can't match my speed

Nobody's as fast as me

I creep in like a gentle breeze

Next minute you're on your knees, what what


Don't reach for the stars, my stars reach you

When I sneeze I say

Surprise attack! Eat a ninja snack

Because a hungry ninja's gotta eat too


I work all night but that's ok

Where you sleep is where I play

Someday I may have to kill you
 but don't take it personally if I do.




OOooOO

Why are you running?

OOooOO

You know you can't hide.

OOooOO

You know I'm coming.

OOooOO

And now you're mine!




CHORUS



I'm smooth like butter melting off your pancakes

I've got moves so good that they can't caught on tape

and I will never make sound unless it's what I use to kill

That's right and I'm the silent deadly type, I'll kill you will my smell 

Just make your move and see if you've got any ninja skills

I'll give you one clean shot but don't expect any cheap thrills.

Chances are you'll hit me once and I'll kill you on impact.

because anything you throw at me will bounce and come right back


I am a natural born killer, my whole life I've this way

I am a living breathing thriller, I'm the predator you're my prey

and I am working for the man, just like you but with my fists

I only do what he has planned, look that's YOUR name on my list!




OOooOO

Why are you running?

OOooOO

You know you can't hide.

OOooOO

You know I'm coming.

OOooOO

And now you're mine!



CHORUS



You can drive 300 miles until you run out of gas.

Take one step outside your car and I will kick your ass

If you need to call for backup then you just what to do

But careful who you call because your friends are ninjas too


I'm not the only ninja that has your name on their list

Think of everywhere you go and everyone you've kissed

The guy that sells you oranges and that girl dressed up like Chell

and that guy you see at the grocery stores that always ring the bell


That's right, you're living in a world full of ninjas
but I'll give you one little fun fact, FUN FACT!

Even though we have to kill you, sorry
we still love to laugh, HAHA!

So we won't kill you now instead we'll
watch you run in fear, IN FEAR!

while we sit back and laugh at you
over a nice tall glass of beer, CHEERS!




OOooOO

OOooOO

OOooOO

OOooOO


CHORUS x 2



Hey, aren't you Mr. Safety?

Hahaha *KILL*